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A baby`s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, Unless it`s 3am. And you don`t have a baby, And you`re home alone.
What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
Iām not a picky eater or anything but I will look at both sides of a Dorito before I eat it to decide if its got a good cheesy dust ratio.
I`m watching a show about surviving in the wild in case I ever decide to log off and go outside.
Given the places I`ve had my tongue, no we cannot "just be friends".
The ultimate home security system is having crappy stuff.
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
Why is it always "I see you drank all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."
I`m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding.
I really want to talk to you about how I don`t want to talk to you.
I`m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
Everyone loved Jack-in-the-box as kids. Now I`m older, I like mine in the bottle
To Do List: 1: Buy a knife 2: Call it kindness 3: Kill people with Kindness
What if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
I don`t like morning people ... Or mornings ... Or people.