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What I learned from Titanic was that you need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person you like cause you never know what might happen.
!that embarrasing moment when you fake a call then a real one comes...!lol.
I`ve been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don`t talk to me about dedication
I`d walk barefoot across an ocean of Legos for you.
Be friend with stupid people.., feel like genius all the time
When will vegeterians stop eating my food`s food??
i know how to shutup.I just don`t know when.
As I slid my finger slowly down her G string, I thought to myself "this is a nice guitar"
Sometimes I wake up grumpy but sometimes I let her sleep instead..
I`m tired of things costing money
Hey Guys! I havent seen you since last year!(;
Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
The only sit up I do is the one I use to get out of bed.
You know you`re getting old when Happy Hour is a nap.
I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now.