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I feel bad for kids nowadays who can`t get the toys they want because their parents have to be 18 or older to call.
That`s not how I met your mother.
If you`ve ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you`ve seen me wrapping Christmas presents.
"I am upping my standards... so up yours!"
Please accept this bundle of fragrant plants grown expressly to be killed while in their prime as a token of my love for you.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
I`m so bored at work that I`m actually doing my job.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day to the fool that gave up alcohol for Lent.
If you have trouble getting your children`s attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
I`ve been working on losing weight, I was doing Jenny Craig for awhile........till her husband found out (<>..<>)
No matter which path you choose, there will always be some asshole in front of you trying to make a left.
Secret Web Cam Test: Please nod your head yes if you can read this.
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
I don`t need WebMD to tell me what`s wrong with me, I have my mother.
Insanity workout? The fact I am even considering putting down my phone and getting off the couch is crazy enough, thanks.