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That`s weird, all this time I thought the Birds and the Bees was a dance from the 50`s.
Premature ejaculation and hide and seek have one thing in common. 1 2 3 ready or not here I come.
I am not acting childish and you`re just a big doody-head.
You know what tastes better than one taco? Two tacos!
Thesaurus for sale, brand new, current, modern, original, unused, untapped, fresh, pristine, untouched, mint condition, spotless, untried...
I`ll do whatever it takes to be the mistake you can`t live without
I wonder what Facebook employees do at work to waste time.
How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back
Studies show that people with high sex drives also tend to be very forgetful. Did I tell you guys that already?
You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I`m telling you why...we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours.
I knew we were gonna be friends when you ran into that wall.
I always carry a jellyfish in case I need to pee on someone.
Are there actually people who get out of the shower to pee? I want to meet them.
My family tree is a cactus, we`re all pricks.