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I am so confused. My boss just said "keep up the good work" and I have no recollection of doing any such work.
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
My neighbor just spent $237.43 at the vet, that`s $1,662.01 in dog dollars.
The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe.
Nothing tests that whole "for better or worse" thing like the question "does this look infected?"
Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
You say you don`t need to drink to have fun. All I`m hearing is designated driver.
A woman that doesn`t ask for nothing deserves everything
OMG, you`re huge! There`s no way you`ll fit inside me.- My clothes probably.
I think I`ve finally found someone I could spend the rest of my life with, I should probably get out of her closet and introduce myself.
Diet Tip #63 : Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! She must be losing it! Who threatens someone with a vacation?
I`ve been baptized five times this week in five different churches. I wish the landlord would hurry up and fix my shower.
I wonder if the girls on "16 and pregnant," will come back on "32 and a Grandma."
Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die.