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Sometimes knowing exactly where you are does not make you any less lost.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
good boys go to heaven bad boys go every where
If at first you don`t succeed then you`re a loser...
The best curve on a girl is her smile ;) ... Lol just kidding!
Why is it called cat nip and not meowjuana?
Just think of how different the world would be if Noah had eaten those two chickens.
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away.
If lemons hand you life, you’re probably dyslexic
"That looks interesting. I think I`ll eat it." - Sharks and Toddlers
Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet....
"If your reading this, I think your awesome!"
Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo"... I shouldn`t laugh right?
Did you know that if we laid all the facebook account owners end to end around the world. Three quarters of them would Drown? Hmm ....