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I don`t ever know where I`m at till I`m there
I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.
Why is it that everyone you hate has such a better job than you?
Based on how many times I`ve dropped my phone, I`m gonna hold off on the whole baby thing.
Sorry I liked your status, I was cleaning my phone.
Thanks to Facebook, rock bottom now has a waiting list.
What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation.
Don`t worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex`s name tattooed.
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
Save the US Postal Service. Have the Jehovah Witness and Mormons deliver the mail.
Give fat people a break. They have a lot on their plate.
Have you ever been cutting a piece of pager with scissors and worried that you might cut an atom in half and destroy the world?
I just missed winning the lottery by only 6 numbers.