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I don´t like people who can´t make fun of themselves. It means more work for me.
I`m in a good place right now. Not emotionally....just that I`m at the liquor store.
I got drunk last night and my house wasn`t where I left it.
Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it`s in.
4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
Life is fun! You should get one.
When I grow up I wanna be a psychiatrist for the mentally insane...so i can find out what the hell is wrong with you people
Not all men cheat. Some of you women just assume you’re in a relationship with the guy.
I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why did TLC not want him to go...
gone fishing ¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>
The only thought I have for the weather lately is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji.
my husband of 10 years still goes mad when I use his toothbrush, if anyone knows a better way to get dog poo off shoes, im all ears