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"I`d like a bowl of soup please." "Any sides?" "I hope so, or it`ll go EVERYWHERE."
if its got tits you will get nothing but trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn’t scream out someone else’s name during sex. I was thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant…
When I woke up this morning everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with exact replicas... WEIRD..
Okay, If we get caught here’s the story…
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
The Internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head.
Just once I`d like a doctor to tell me I`m not getting enough beer in my diet.
I can walk up to any dog, rub its butt and make a friend. That trick only works about half the time on people.
I could spend my day outside, but I`m sure there`s plenty of porn that needs to be rated.
Pay phones should be replaced with chargers for cell phones.
Half a dozen: because “six” is way to long.
Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it`s not their own.
Every time I make plans to eat better I can hear my stomach laughing
In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands.