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If you raise your children, you spoil your grandkids. If you spoil your children, you raise your grandkids.
The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can`t hear you" over and over
Thinks that thinking about thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think.
You are so selfish! You´re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!
I`m pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out a$$.
Eat breakfast: Check...Pay Phone: Check...Conquer the world: Still Pending...
In case of fire, do not use the elevator. Use water...
Whatever Mom, IF THAT`S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!
I don`t know about you....but I have thought about running away from home way more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.
Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
Sometimes, entire relationships can be chalked up to, "that weird thing I did for a while."
I have no idea what swag is, but I`m fairly certain what I have is the opposite of whatever it is.
If you’ve been naughty… go to your room. If you want to be naughty… go to mine.
Im just waiting for the day for Ashton Kutcher to go to Charlie Sheen and say "its stilll your show. YOU JUST BEEN PUNK`D!"
I say No to drugs but they... won`t listen.