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Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
Don’t text and drive. You don’t want “lol” to be the last thing you say before you die.
I`m a huge fan of screaming "You`re welcome" really loud when people don`t say thank you...
A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.
looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
To all the lovely ladies here I`m not wearing green....to all the guys here, I know Ju-Jitsu. Just saying
I have an alcohol problem, in that I can`t afford any.
The most important part of being on a gluten free diet is telling everyone about it.
If you were born after 1990, you will never know the frustration of having to rewind your parents porn tapes to the exact same spot...
I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
Juvenile humor My friend David lost his ID. We just call him Dav now. Here`s your sign..................
If I had a dollar for every time I had a nickel.......
Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear.
Can I apologize in advance for basically everything I will ever do???
I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate.