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Is beer cheaper off the kids menu
Cooking Tip: If you`re tired of always having to boil water everytime you make pasta, boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ... you`re welcome!
I`m thinkin` Dodgeball........... but with random people..........who don`t know they are playing.............
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
If thought bubbles appeared over our heads, I would get punched in the face a lot more.
If two cannibals fight, does that make it a food fight?
You said you wanted my advice, but I see you haven’t f*cked off or died yet.
I told my family that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle…So, they got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.
Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
Why isn`t Wendy`s girl fat? You would think that someone who eats so many Baconators, chicken sandwiches and other burgers, would be quite the porker by now.
It`s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
A new day : the possibilities, endless. the funds, insufficient.
If you are not sweating while doing it...then you are doing it wrong.
I have read so much about the dangers of drinking and smoking, that i have decided to quit reading
I wish karma would send me email notifications.