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I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines once. Nothing changed.
A sign on the wall of the drug store said, "Ask the pharmacist if you have questions." How would the pharmacist know if I have questions?
Is it safe to take off my Winter Solstice Glasses yet?
Revenge is not in my plans. You`ll f*ck yourself on your own.
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
“Hey baby, do you smell that?” “No.” “Me neither, start cooking.”
“Let’s eat, get drunk and watch people exercise” – sports fans
my stomach just growled and it sounded like it said... `Droid`....
Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd
They always say "love makes the world go around"... They spelled beer wrong.
Im still waiting for Anheuser-Bush to name a beer "responsibly" so i can drink it!
To the individual who sat outside in their car, across the street from our house, at 530 am and had Led Zepplens Immigrant Song blaring at full volume, I have one thing to say to you! AWESOME CHOICE DUDE!!!!!!!
I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.