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Testing.. Testing.. This is a test. If this were an actual ploy for attention.. I would`ve said "bacon" or "boobies."
I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes.
What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
A comprehensive list of the things women have taught me: 1) I`m wrong.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
I was planning on doing something today, but I haven`t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
Yawning is our body`s way of saying 10% of battery remaining.
Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb sh!t.
I only use elevators for one thing. Surprise group hugs
Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That`s how this works.
Last night I got so drunk I blacked out for two hours, but then I realized Iād just put my hoodie on backwards
Volleyball = A more intense version of don`t let the balloon hit the floor.
So you have 820 friends on Facebook and yet no one was around to take your picture when you decided to use the mirror for a good shot?
FYI: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long, if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.
Just saw two homeless guys hitting each other with a piece of cardboard................PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!