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My coworkers should be less concerned about my job performance and just be happy I remember to wear pants each day.
I just researched the medicinal name for Viagra..... MYCOXAPHAYLYN
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you.
The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car.
apparently telling my girlfriend her acuracy is as high as a magic 8 ball wasn`t a good idea.
Im not fat I´m just easier to see
Going to a bar where "everybody knows your name" sounds terrifying.
If you tickle me, I’m not responsible for your injuries.
October is breasts cancer month. I stare because I care.
Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?
I’m in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I really don’t have Tourette’s
I got my panties all in a bunch ... You know those Wal Mart 10 pack cotton bundles.
During the holidays people have to make a choice between enjoying the holidays or spending it with the relatives.