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Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today...or flash them your boobs. Strangers love boobs!
Have a day. That`s about as inspirational I get.
It`s a good thing farting isn`t as contagious as yawning.
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
I don`t think I get enough credit for the fact that I do all of this unmedicated.
You`d think he`d be better at this with all the porn he watches
WikiHow suggested 9 Ways to Celebrate Earth Day.... I did all by ?#? SLEEPING?the whole day! How???? I smoked less, used water/power less etc. Wikiwikiwiki!!!!!
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon
Day 1-365: I am thankful for Veterans.
"Lets hang out sometime" -liars.
How do Amish girls know if it`s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
What`s cardio, and can I eat it?
Just made eye contact with a guy while licking my lips ... I think I need to kill him now.
He said he liked surprises, but when I showed up late at night dressed as a clown and knocked on his window, it`s all screaming and sh!t.
I don`t like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally.