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What´s the difference between light and hard? You can go to bed with a light on.
Got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it already.
You can test my patience all you want, but I’m never going to pass.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity........thats how rich I want to be.
I think when a restaurant has "lobster celebration" it is very misleading to the lobster.
when humans are in love they get butterflys...dose that mean when butterflys are in love they get humans!! :)
At the start of every relationship many girls treat their boys as a GOD but later the alphabets are reversed
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face...
A colon is used to indicate a list of elements to the sentence preceding it. A semicolon is for making winky faces.
Apologising does not mean you are wrong and the other person is right, it just means you value your relationship more than your ego.
There`s something I need to get off my chest: Darned Cheetos crumbs.
I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make patterns in their crops and leave.
The toughest part of a lesbian relationship is deciding who gets to be the one who`s always right.
Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Answer-Big Boobs