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This bulk box of peanuts I got from Costco tastes like styrofoam.
The reason good men are hard to find is because they`re usually too busy working.
Was born with a rare condition called "Amazing"
Thank you Lord for this delicious meal we are about to Instagram.
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.
I don`t plan anything as well as I plan which alcoholic beverage I`m going to consume once I leave work.
The first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
I`ve robbed banks before...and they`re never getting their pens back.
75% of men kiss their wives good bye when leaving the house. 100% kiss their house good bye when leaving their wives.
Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.
Iām off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.
I`m going to become a hermit as soon as I find a cave with a decent wifi connection.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
I just googled, "understanding women," the computer crashed.