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Make somebody happy today... mind your own business!!!
Thanks to whoever made electrical outlets look like tiny screaming faces trapped inside my walls I can`t make eye contact.
Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn`t do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.
I don`t understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge
I started seeing this girl recently. She sometimes texts. Sometimes Whatsapps. Sometimes she emails. Sometimes she Facebooks. Im getting mixed messages.
Cold? Try Netflix. You’ll still be cold, but you’ll be watching Netflix.
My cardio is shopping.
Often, when I am reading a good book I stop and thank my teacher. Well, I used to. Until she got that restraining order.
Today please just pretend I wrote something hilarious, click like, and move on down the news feed.
I swear my bed just whispered "Please Don`t go."
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
Being alive is so expensive.
Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject
Well, if you`re going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.
A sure cure for sea-sickness is to sit under a tree.