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Doctor told me I need glasses. So I`m having several tonite.
I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
Starting to believe I`m trouble
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm.
I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
I like people... From a distance.
I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
Dating these days must be so hard, because how do you know somebody loves you if they don’t make you a mix tape?
Flight 370, proven harder to find then the G spot :-/
Just once I would like to see a liars pants actually catch on fire
I enjoy a bit of unnecessary swearing as much as the next f*cker.
I don`t let my friends do stupid things... ALONE
I`d be the stripper that got fired for eating her way out of the cake instead of jumping out of it.
FACT: Men are much less likely to divulge a secret than women. Probably because they weren`t really listening to begin with.
There are no absolutes in this world. Except vodka.