😄 Daily Silly Status
Your home to over 25,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Attempting to guilt me in to doing something, is the surest way to make sure it never happens.
Warning: this life contains strong language, adult situations and nudity.
I don´t like to think of myself as "Special"... I think I would call me a limited edition.
You’d think that with as much time as women spend looking at their ass in the mirror they would be able to reverse into a parking spot.
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
That very akward moment when Shakirah`s hips lie!
It was so cold that when we milk the cows we got ice cream.
If you don`t leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn`t get your money`s worth.
My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
Dora the explorer.... Y U NO GET GPS?
Marriage...betting someone half your stuff you`ll love them forever.
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
You`ll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.
Some of my friendships are bad for my liver.
If you`re sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald`s for $8.99