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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
No, I would not like to know what fruit my body is shaped like.
Halloween always exposes my weakness for Milk Duds, I am powerless. Tomorrow I will attend MDA, Milk Duds Anonymous
The hardest thing about looking for work is the sobriety.
Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who`s sick of her bullsh!t.
I stamp my hand on Saturday morning so it looks like I went out on Friday night.
I was in a bar when a girl called me a cheapskate. So I threw her drink in her face.
That awkward moment when a homeless person walks up to you at a Coinstar machine.
Yes Officer, I carry a knife, but that`s just in case I find a cake.
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”
If I`ve learned anything about picking up woman at the super market it`s to stay away from those in the tampon isle.
SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.
Accidentally missed the freeway exit for home, now I`m heading north to start a new life.
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole
Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?