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People treat New Year’s like some sort of life changing event. If your life sucks today, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow ... Just sayin
If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you`ll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
Mondays aren`t so bad... it`s my job that sucks.
did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
When a man talks dirty to a woman it`s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man it`s $3.95 per minute.
You may think it`s bad grammar but I assure you it`s just laziness.
Spring cleaning: The term that gives us an excuse to only clean once a year.
I`m tired of being the better person. One day I`d like to be the bitch that they claim I am.
No, I do not want to talk about how I got all these scratches. On a completely unrelated note; If you`ve ever wondered how many squirrels fit in a pillowcase,,,.. it’s 9.
The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone.
I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can`t have any more food and I`m never ready for that kind of commitment.
Bored? Simply send a text to a random number saying "I`m pregnant"
I quit beer every time I wake up hung over
Most days I think I understand women, but then the alcohol wears off.