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Anyone who says "Let`s all put our phones down and talk with each other," is just running out of battery and needs a charge.
People who don`t know what they want should not use the drive thru!
I suffer from paranoid-schizophrenic indifference. I really don`t care what the voices in my head are saying behind my back.
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
Spicy food is like BDSM for your mouth
Warning!! Today I will be coloring OUTSIDE the lines..
If you really loved your kids, you would teach them to say their alphabet forwards AND backwards. They`ll thank you later.
On your deathbed tell everyone "pray for me" then make sure to leave a note to be opened after you die that says "pray harder next time."
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an I-pad
I don`t trust stairs. They always look like they`re up to something.
If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
I wish that we lived in a world where a chicken could cross the road without getting its motives questioned.
Haters can hate all they want... they don`t affect my money.
what do you mean booze ain`t food!?
Are walruses just vampire manatees?