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If you watch COPS backwards it`s just a bunch of people overcoming miraculous obstacles to win free drugs
Remember the days when water was free and you had to pay for porn?
They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer`f*ck off` to `go away`.
Some men get naked when they have to count up to 21...
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
Why do the people with the most annoying voices always appear to have the worst case of verbal diarrheal??!!
If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed.
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing
"I believe I can fry" - R Kelly filling out McDonald`s application
Iām eating just in case I get hungry later
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you`ll get what you want.
I liked you a lot more before I met you.
Why doesn`t, "I have a headache!" work for when I don`t want to mow the yard?
Asian gangs, also known as study groups...
dude i wasent tht drunk you were huging a peice of chese saying ill never let u go sponge bob