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I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
If you`re single and you know it hug your cat!
Sleep feels the way pizza tastes.
Haters gonna hate, your honor
I think today I`ll stalk my stalker, just to shake things up a little.
I seem to start my day backwards. I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
hey single people..tomorrow is officially `rebound day` after all the ridiculously high romantic expectations end in `epic fail`
I don`t appreciate my son`s teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework.
I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
What am I taking to the Family Thanksgiving feast? Tupperware.
See, I would run, but it`s usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods.
be smart, pretend to be stupid!
I can do 50-100 pushups depending on how many weeks you give me.
Paperclips: The staple for people with commitment issues.