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I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons.
The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a zero percent success rate.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
My wife always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like “tiny doll feet scampering into the closet” because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that
Don’t ever laugh in the bathroom it will make people think ur playing with yourself
I try to always be the bigger person by hanging out with a lot of short people.
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
Work is one long game of back and forth emails with cleverly disguised f*ck you`s.
Save water, shower together.
There better be strippers & beer at my intervention because there is no way in hell I`m sitting through that sober.
Years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me ... She said no both times
Went to Walmart yesterday and bought me a new toilet brush, I think I am gonna go back to using paper, it is much more gentle on the netherlands........