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Ha = I didn`t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
The part of “no” that I don’t understand is the part where I don’t get what I want.
I just read that Lindsay Lohan is headed for rehab. It`s like 2008 all over again. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or 2011. Or 2012
Pool party at my house, bring ur own pool..
Facebook is serious. I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone.
’twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming ... cuz I went into the wrong house.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
Not to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
Education is a process where we waste one half of our life learning how to waste the other half of our life!!
Taken names of employees from various stores and calling in sick for them, just to make it feel like I have a job. . .
I would tell you to go to he!! but all dogs go to heaven.
Why has no one invented a button next to snooze which emails your boss to say you`re gonna be late?