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Just drank a `coffee to go` while sitting. Screw the system!
Do I have to wake up? I just woke up yesterday.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do!
Heard you like bad boys .... Well, I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn`t ask my parents.
I`m really good at making poor decisions. You`re my favorite so far.
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions...
My new year`s resolution is to stop making new year`s resolutions.
Rock bottom is when you get dinner at the same place you buy your gas.
I still remember when everyone wanted their phone to be smaller. Now that we can watch porn on them, everyone wants them bigger.
I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn`t amused when I said, "I don`t think it`s working"
How about a cooking show called "Cookin crap in the Microwave".
I know you shouldn`t text and drive but I`ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
Home is where the alcohol is.