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I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"
People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don’t have one.
The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it ... I`m gonna miss that baby...
When I see names carved into a tree I don’t think it’s cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date.
Don`t do drugs. Become a Pop star and they give `em to you FOR FREE!
Wouldn`t it be ironical to die in a living room?
My girlfriend JUST spent the ENTIRE day arguing that she isn`t stubborn.. :|
Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
Don`t half a$$ it. It`s not a real nap unless you take your pants off.
Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a mans attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!
Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
Just started a new exercise program where I put on a gorilla mask and chase a random toddler through Costco.
There are no words to describe how I feel about you... Good thing God invented the middle finger.
I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss was furious.