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Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
That weird moment when u just say "what`s up " to someone and they thing you`re a shrink.
Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the heck.
Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It’s that easy.
My pants are 75% off.
I`m convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
You know someone has a drinking problem when they go to the bar at 5pm, you know you have a drinking problem when you`re already there.
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?
Internet went down so I had to spend time with my family. They seem like good people.
On demand sucks. Hoarders made me fill up the dumpster and clean the house. Now I want to collect coupons and go to the pawn shop....
I wish there was a room where we could go and see all the stuff we have ever lost.
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can`t make coffee.
I didn`t see anyone important today, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.