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Jesus is coming.... look busy
I’m gonna make this girl mine….. Right click, Save As….
Got my friend a Starbucks gift card. 2 weeks later I get a call. They said hey Dean, u put any money on this Starbucks gift card. I said no it´s a gift card. That´s the beauty of it u can put as much money on it as u want.
The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can`t hear you" over and over
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, “Close Enough.”
i think lady gaga puts glue on herself, and rolls around random items.
I wish some people`s cardio exercise consisted of running into traffic.
Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the heck.
Life is never more confusing than when three people get together to order one pizza.
I`m pretty sure country music singers are all just the same guy wearing different hats.
I`m not judging you, I`m just trying to guess what medications you`re on.
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited.
Guys, if she says she`s crazy, she`s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!
You`re right. I don`t have a clue. I`ve never had a clue. It`s part of my charm and it seems to be working for me.