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Any question is a hard hitting question when it`s written on a brick and thrown full force at your face.
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow
If others are jealous, you’re doing something right.
I still know what you did last summer........... cos you posted it on facebook!
I stick pins and needles in the people I don`t like because can`t afford voodoo dolls.
liked homework better when it was called coloring.
It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn`t just in his parents basement on acid the whole time
Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough.
A lie is a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, nevermind, you will know who you are soon enough
Dearest Neighbors, Please do not call the police, it`s not domestic violence or a wild party. It`s football season, that`s just me screaming at my TV.
?"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Dyslexic Santa
Monday :`( Tuesday :-( Wednesday :- Thursday :-/ Friday :-| Saturday :-) Sunday B-)
Men who claim women belong in the kitchen definitely do not know what to do with them in the bedroom!
I think that some of the people I see in Wal Mart shouldn`t be allowed to leave Wal Mart.