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I have many talents, but giving an f*ck isn’t one of them
According to Facebook, some people I don`t remember are grilling this weekend.
I can already tell this is going to be one of those days where I am not rich and famous.
If someone`s mean to you, just lean in and whisper "I`m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head.
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
Sorry I said "What is it?" when you showed me your baby.
Life is just like a p@nis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, It`s the women who make it hard.
Leaving the house on a Monday morning would be so much cooler if someone would yell "Aaaaand Action!" as I walk out the door.
I`ve got big plans for the weekend. If things go well, come Monday morning I`m gonna need a chiropractor, a psychiatrist, a priest and bail money.
Sometimes words are not enough. That`s why I always like to keep a baseball bat with me, just in case...
I hope this coffee gives me the energy to look busy all day.
The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.
A cop pulled me over and said ``Papers...`` So I said, ``Scissors, I win!`` and drove off like a boss!
You want to see Americans become activists? Cancel a TV show they like.