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I used to be a camera man in the porn industry but it became too hard...
Next time you order coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is Bueller and then leave the store.
You ever wonder why it`s only women who need exorcisms?
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
I wish I could use Shazam to identify people when I cant remember their name.
Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn`t a real sport.
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
Nipples (noun) - the body`s way of telling you the weather
I think I will start calling my wife "My Customer" since she is always right...
My body keeps doing these muscle twitches like it wants me to get off this couch and move around. HAHAHAHA. As if.
If I were to quit my job today and become a psychic, I would advertise with a sign that reads, “Voted best psychic of 2016!"
The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macauley Culkin because I always go home alone.
We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we`re terrified people in real life will find us on the internet
I wish all these vegetarians would stop eating my food´s food!
I automatically assume you`re fat if your Facebook picture is a car