Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.
Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems so easy
Girls don`t dress for guys, they dress for themselves. If they dressed for guys they would be naked all the time
It`s just a mater of time before bathrooms will eventually be called Selfie Rooms
My doctor said he`s been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
Christmas came early this year! My neighbor just upgraded our internet speed... I mean his internet speed. Or whatever...
It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.
I don`t want to be bothered with stupid $h!t today. What is stupid $h!t? Anything I don`t want to be bothered with.
Your things are terrific.
no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking!
I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
I don`t need WebMD to tell me what`s wrong with me, I have my mother.
I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn`t a very good one.