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Doctor: How`s your headache? Patient: She`s out of town.
I get you, anti-evolution people. I`m too lazy to learn science too.
That moment when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That`s the last time we`re playing Monopoly.
I`ve had such a bad week First my girlfriend got run over by a bus, then I lost my job.. ..as a bus driver
Just found out I`m pregnant. At least that`s what this expectant mother sign for my parking spot says.
That`s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it`s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.
Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.
Why do single people take advice from other single people? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
The feeling you get when a woman asks you to guess her age is like wondering whether to cut the blue wire or the green wire when defusing a bomb.
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
I don`t want to brag, but I`m single-handedly responsible for 86% of the rules in the Employee Handbook at work.
I`ve done it in the bathroom, I`ve done it in the bedroom, I`ve done it in the kitchen, on the couch, outside, in the bus, yoo I just can`t seem to stop this texting.:)