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It should be standard for wedding invitations to state if there will be an open bar or not.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring ... so I go back to being me. ;)
Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs.
Its that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year.
What I learned in college 1.Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1.
Texting totally changes your perception of how long stoplights are.
finally joined craigs list. who wants to see my junk?
Hmmm… Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)
should probably get my daily dose of calcium.. white russians it is
Everyone’s an optimist when it comes to their car’s fuel gauge.
I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’
Dear women at Walmart with 6 screaming kids: if your wondering how that box of condoms got in your cart.... Your welcome!
A friend like you is worth a million dollars. So, if you don’t mind…can I sell you? :D
My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says "declined" whenever you use it.
This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account.