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If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
I put my phone on airplane mode, and it dragged me out of my seat.
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
I hate that feeling when you feel you wrote something good on facebook and then nobody likes your status. Depressing... :(
Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
Answering my phone and saying... FBI fraud division. Has really cut down on the telemarketers.
I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can`t even afford a washer or a dryer
Just completed my sexual harassment training and I think I`m finally ready to start harassing people.
My mom likes playing this game called `yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can`t hear her`.
At this stage of my life, "Good in Bed" means not snoring or stealing the covers.
I thought eyelashes were meant to keep stuff out of your eye but half the time there is anything in my eye its an eyelash!
Pretty sure one of my ex-girlfriends added the, "are you still listening?" feature on Pandora.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets!
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."
I`ve always wondered is jellyfish are sad because there are no peanut butter fish.