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If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I`m trying to say is, you look like Shrek
It doesn’t matter what it is. It is automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
As if " cray cray" wasn`t irritating enough, people have started shortening it to " cray"....that`s just stu stu
Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they`re the problem is the other half.
just realised SATURDAY has the word TURD in it
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
Most days the best thing about my job is that my chair spins
I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
Pokémon means a totally different thing if you`re stuck in prison.
My beard itches, Web MD: Beard cancer
Reverse cowgirl. Perfect for when you`re horny, but can`t stand to look at each other !
Thought I saw a kangaroo today but turned out to be a greyhound having a dump !
Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family.