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I just burned 1200 calories ... I forgot the pizza in the oven again.
Call me crazy, but I don`t think I really need to be in this mental institution.
"I`m only having one" ...said by many, practiced by none.
I`ll decide whether it`s a compliment or sexual harassment.
Relationships would be easier if people came with a “Clear History” button.
I’ve already decided, if I ever go to The Price Is Right, I’m gonna “come on down” whether they call my name or not.
If you had to choose between your girlfriend or GTA 5 which character would you play as first?
I like dating chicks with kids, because fruity snacks
How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card??
Sometimes I wake up grumpy but sometimes I let her sleep instead..
If a door closes in your life...kick that f*cking thing open and continue to pursue your dreams.
Pillow forts have no age limit when you’re awesome.
You can`t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me.
Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
I’m posing nude for an art class this evening. Nobody asked me to. I think they’re making ceramic bowls.