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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
Why do baby clothes have pockets?
I gotta ask you a sirius question....do you know the muffen man
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
When I die, I want people to say, "That guy owed me a lot of money"
I`m not sure what my credit score is but I`m pretty sure I`m losing.
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
Girl rule. A girl will only compliment another girl that is uglier than they are.
I never run with scissors. (those last two words were unnecessary.)
If you don`t remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.
Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job
Every day is just a new opportunity to eat pizza.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody`s there to appreciate it.