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I don`t understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge
The realization you`ve spoken too loudly when you exclaimed: " My Salad had NUTS!"
God, grant me the serenity to accept the people I can not change.
Life Tip: Tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry, they will clean it for free!
You know it’s going to be a bad day when your horoscope starts with… “Are you sitting down?”
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
I`d like to give a shoutout to all the people who are going through an identity crisis, you know who you are... I think.
I wish Monday was a figment of my imagination.
"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
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People pay to sponsor animals in the wild and get pic updates on it. Well if anyone would like to sponsor me I will send you a selfie a day.
I just sent out my daily text to a random number saying "I hit Zack with my truck. I`m going to need to use your hacksaw to cut him up.
The guys at Home Depot must take classes to know exactly what I meant by "the little thing next to that one piece with the round thing."
If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious.
Don`t cry because it`s over. Smile because it happened. -Me, to my empty pizza box