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The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest.
The best thing about falling down when you`re home alone is that you can just lie on the floor and take a nap.
I consider anything that doesn`t fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use.
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
If McDonald`s was smart they`d serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends.
You laugh because I´m different. I laugh cause I just farted!
My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?
It`s all fun and games...unless there`s cookies, then it`s serious
Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
"I" before "E" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm"
When someone says "Happy New Years" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?
"I`ve had so much coffee, I got halfway to work and realized I forgot my car."
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn`t met me yet
When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status, just to freak people out… “Hey, who knew they had Wi-Fi up here?”