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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?
Was sitting and doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Proposing to a woman isn’t like choosing a life-long business partner. It’s more like hiring your own boss.
I`m feeling about as useful as a stoplight in Grand Theft Auto.
How did anybody express anger before the invention of the caps lock key?
Why can`t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?
My last request: At my funeral, someone come up at the end and padlock my coffin shut, just to freak everyone out.
I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest.
Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we`re pigs.
To avoid conversations at work, always walk with purpose and a toilet plunger.
why we do not have a romance class...............
If you weren`t supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn`t package them in rows of 15.