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"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
The reason Rump Roast is called Rump Roast is because nobody would eat it if it was called Cow A$$
We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they’ll dig the wrong way.
It`s a little disappointing when you`re watching a school basket ball game & no one turns into a werewolf.
You`re never too old to learn something stupid.
I`m gaining weight for my role as "Before picture"
All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”
This whole being a responsible adult thing sucks.
I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
boss: why are you peeing on the floor? mikeski: i already filled up your coffee cup.
I`m right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%?
Sometimes I buy huge pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight.
I never want to go to sleep less than I do at bed time.
Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.
Whoever made up the saying "It`s the thought that counts" never got a pair of crocs for Christmas.