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A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
It`s amazing what you`ll wear in public when you`re not trying to have sex with anyone.
If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
You`ve really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can`t reach it.
Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99.
I`m so pissed right now! I`m about to open a can of... Wait…WTF??!! Since when did they start putting child-proof lids on the cans of whoop-ass? A little help please...
My therapist just offered me my money back.
didn`t get much sleep last night, I tried counting sheep but they kept cutting in line, confused the hell outta me!!
Jobs are like relationships. You have them, you cry about it. You don’t have them, you cry about it.
Worst part about getting a phone call is the 12 seconds you can`t use your phone as you wait for it to stop ringing.
are you free tomorrow ?! no I am f**king expensive !!
Going to the skate park to watch people fall.
They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
morning i hate girls evening i need girls