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I tend to say “I dont know” when I’m too lazy to think.
"Why yes, I`d love to be a thousand pounds." – my brain when I see a box of donuts
I put a bumper sticker that says "Honk if You Think I`m Sexy" on my car. Then I wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.
Behind that fat girl is a beautiful woman...No seriously, she`s in the way.
Guy advice #221: Starting a load of laundry in the washing machine and then starting a load in the dryer counts as `2 loads` - just sayin`!
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
Confucius would have been great at Status Updates......
Let’s all agree to stop saying “I read about it somewhere” and admit that we saw it on Law and Order.
I wish that some of my coworkers were not allowed in the break room because those are the people I need a break from.
Right now a FedEx driver is dropkicking your Christmas gift onto someone’s front porch.
Just ruined $387 worth of blinds in the house, but that fly is dead.
I`m at that "licking peanutbutter off a spoon" time to go grocery shopping point....
Hello... Modeling Agency? Ya, my selfie just got 34 likes I think I`m ready to go pro!
To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.