😄 Daily Silly Status

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Texting "Good Morning, Beautiful" will change a girl`s whole day. If you time it right, it will do the same for her boyfriend.
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I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ.
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I wanna be skinny but I also want to have pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner, you feel me?
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I don`t just sing in my shower, I perform.
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can say whatever the hell I want as my Facebook Status, and nobody will be offended as long as I smile at the end. Example: I hate everybody today :) - LOL
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My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
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I would be okay with a ghost in the house if it at least moved a vacuum around the floors once a week.
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If a vegan does crossfit which do they talk about first?
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I know I don`t look like it but I`m really good looking!
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I like to say my kid handles funds for a multi-billion dollar corporation. It`s easier than saying he is a cashier at McDonald`s
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I feel like people who don`t have at least one bottle of expired salad dressing in the fridge, really have their lives together.
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They`re having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I`m dreading it.
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Its so cold outside I might even post about it on Facebook
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Buying your wife a gun is like saying. "You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise."
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Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
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