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FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"
From this point on, all postings of pictures of waffles will be considered a personal invitation.
A lot of you lose your sh!t and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.
Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
if your happy and you know it ---thank your ex
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
Behind every great women is a man checking out her a$$
My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness
Sometimes what sounds like opportunity knocking is actually disappointment leaving a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep.
You say you don`t need to drink to have fun. All I`m hearing is designated driver.
There`s no rehab for stupid! ;P
Treasure the years with your children while they are still distracted by bubbles.
It’s only Wednesday and I’m 95% done with this week.
When the nurse calls my name at the doctor`s office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price is Right