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May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean
While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald’s stops serving breakfast.
If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
I went to the store and saw that Duracell batteries were on sale just before Valentine`s Day. Someone is a marketing genius.
Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
I`m not as smart as I used to be but then again you can`t stay a teenager all of your life.
My friend works at a rubber dog poop factory. He`ll never get rich, but he makes doo.
This morning I woke up to a surprise BJ. Thats the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open.
I hope that man who was walking in memphis found out the way he really felt
Love is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Breast awareness month: we stare because we care
Divorce... The most common home improvement project.
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
Never marry a tennis player " love means nothing to them "