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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
A wireless bra? They weren`t tricky enough, now I need a password?
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
It`s possible you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night
I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn’t even know I was driving.
I have to hand it to people who lead a double life ... I can barely handle the one I have.
I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
is having one of those days where they feels like lighting someones face on fire and then trying to put it out with a fork
I don’t know who decided that high heels were just for women but…GOOD CALL.
what is the first thing a homeless person does when he`s on a computer? he searches through the recycle bin
A massage is just professional petting for humans.
“My phone’s about to die.” is what I say 30 seconds into every phone call. Just in case!
If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair with them....its like expecting a lion not to eat you because you don`t eat lion.
Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!