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I’m proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don’t want to hang out with you now… but I’m still very proud…
I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
Currently helping my girlfriend look for her chocolates that I ate 5 hours ago...
When you are on a first date and she says to you: “I want you to treat me like a movie star,” it is vitally important to establish which type of movie.
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
Before you judge me, know that I don`t give a crap. Ok, go ahead.
Being the fat guy at McDonald`s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business.
Basically the whole point of Facebook is so you can see if you’re prettier than your ex’s new girlfriend.
You know someone has a drinking problem when they go to the bar at 5pm, you know you have a drinking problem when you`re already there.
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
When setting the table, does the remote go to the left or the right of the dinner plate?
The last breasts I touched belonged to a dead chicken.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password.
You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.