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Can`t wait to be full of Christmas beer! I mean cheer. No, I definitely mean beer.
I`m pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my Facebook status, all my friends would delete me.
I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
Not to brag, but I can spend hours coming up with reasons not to do something that takes 5 minutes.
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million.
Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
I’m sorry I slapped you. It’s just you seemed like you weren’t going to stop talking and I panicked.
I used to be a terrible flirt ... I am much better at it now.
When I drink I become everybody`s friend which makes up for my hating everybody when I`m sober.
It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the hell are you doing?
I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
Some days I just wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
I just made an emergency survival kit. You know, for emergencies. It looks like all my other kits, but don`t be fooled; this one is red and has more liquor.
You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that sh!t.