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I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations
According to the law it`s not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership.
I`m not crazy I`m just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
You can learn a lot from a person especially when you watch them through high powered binoculars, I`m just saying.
It must really suck to take life so seriously that you can’t enjoy it.
My lack of dusting will finally pay off on Halloween.
Roses are Red Violets are Blue, If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
My right thumb is in the best shape of my life.
Last week a 13-year-old girl became the youngest female to climb Mount Everest. She didn’t mean to. She was just texting her friend and the next thing she knew she was on top of Mount Everest.
Uhm, excuse me waiter... I`d like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram.
I was halfway through a recipe when I read the instruction "Now chill in fridge for at least two hours". I only managed 30 minutes. I was freezing.
I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..